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Young Loretta’s growing old…

One of the lovely things about growing old, is unwanted facial hair!

Young Loretta’s growing old

E eye E eye oh!

But at 15 she plucked her brows

E eye E eye o

With a pluck pluck here and a pluck pluck there,

Here a pluck, there a pluck,

Everywhere a pluck pluck.

Now she has to pencil in,

E eye E eye Oh…

But on her face she grows stray hairs

EEE I EEE I oh

So she pluck plucks here and she pluck plucks there,

Here a pluck, there a pluck,

Everywhere a pluck pluck.

Young Loretta’s getting old,

E eye E eye Oh

Looking down she’s losing hair,

E eye E eye OH!

With a trim trim here and a trim trim there,

Here a trim there a trim, careful not to do too much trim trim

Young Loretta’s getting old,

Eek I eek oh no!

Young Loretta’s getting old,

And, this part sucks, you know?

Am I really losing hair down there?

 

2 Comments

  1. Okay, this just made me laugh out loud. Not only because it’s hilarious, but because I can relate!

    • Loretta Sayers
      Loretta Sayers

      2017-08-06 at 21:06

      It was time for a laugh…been pretty serious lately on my posts! Thanks for reading 🙂

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